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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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