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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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