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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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