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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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