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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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