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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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