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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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