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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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