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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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