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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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