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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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