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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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