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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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