Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.