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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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