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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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