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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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