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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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