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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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