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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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