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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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