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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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