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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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