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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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