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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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