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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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