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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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