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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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