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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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