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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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