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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Roxy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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