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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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