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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Peanut eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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