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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pepper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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