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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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