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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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