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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dexter eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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