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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Misty eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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