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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maggie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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