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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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