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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luna eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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