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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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