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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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