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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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