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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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