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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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