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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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