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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pennywise eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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