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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Smeagol eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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