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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daenerys eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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