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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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