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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Weasley eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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