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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Weasley eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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