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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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