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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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