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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Kirk eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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