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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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