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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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