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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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