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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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