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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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