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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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