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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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