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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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