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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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